12 September 2016

The Ultimate Soccer Matchup of All-Time

Satan 1, JESUS 2
Satan opened the scoring three Minutes after Kickoff with the Fall of Man (Genesis 3), but JESUS equalised in the 33rd Minute through The Crucifixion. We are now in Stoppage Time after 90 Minutes; noone knows when the Final Whistle (Trumpet) will blow, but then suddenly, JESUS nets the prophesied Winner (dubbed "Armageddon") and Evil loses. JESUSisLord...